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Some of My Favorite Steve-O Quotes!

Goldfish stunt:
Steve-O: That's my buddy! He lived dude!
Worm Trick:
Manny: I hope you have a good immune system
Steve-O: I like to keep it in check!
After the worm is caughed up:
"Alive and Well!"
High Dive (olympics stilt diving):
Johnny: Do you think you can swim with those?
Steve-O: Prolly not...
Johnny: What's gonna happen?
Steve-O: Prolly sink...
Johnny(after the dive):What happened? I thought you were gonna do a flip?
Steve-O: I think my career in olympic stilt diving is not necessarily over, but for TODAY it is!

Jackass

"I don't want him to hit you in the head."
"I don't want him to hit me in the head either."
UF trainer and Ryan Dunn Ultimate Fighting

"That's the only bush Ehren's been in in months."
Johnny Knoxville Tandem Biking

"You look like an egg with legs coming out it."
Bam Margera
The King

"Today's victors aren't named Victor at all...it's Ehren and Dave."
Brandon DiCamillo
Human Bowling Ball

"My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself."
Chris Pontius
Tandem Biking

"You smell like hot trash."
Bam Margera
Woodchipper

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